You pissed off the DMThe DM is angryYou got the last Mountain DewBecause of your blunderThe whole party is screwed
Why we fightSome quest for fortuneSome quest for fameSome quest for gloryAnd to make their own nameSome quest for honorTo triumph where others failThe only thing I'm questing forIs a sweet piece of tail <3
Dragon's snackAs they lay us down to sleepAt least we learned what dragons eat
Demon d20I try to weepBut no tears comeJust not my weekI keep rolling "1"
Conceptwhat is the concept of love?explain it to meprove to me that it existsthat it is not just some figmentof my twisted imaginationlet me touch itlet me mold itto the perfect formto suit my mindbut can I do this?to something as insubstantial as fogthat hangs over the troubled watersof my slowing heartbeattrapped within the cosmic canyonnestled in my warping chest